Here in the USA, our once-again elected fascist-in-chief has seen fit to appoint Elon Cuck, the world's least fuckable man, to head a child's table of an advisory committee. The so-called "Department of Government Efficiency", to recommend asinine spending cuts and unworkable nonsense plans in furtherance of an anti-trans, anti-queer agenda. Mr. Cuck of course, jumped at the opportunity to become Donny Trump's lapdog. This is, after all, the man who purchased an entire social media website and then promptly crashed it into a brick wall because one of his ex-wives divorced his silly ass and then slept with a transwoman.
Because it angers the anti-queer zealots in our government.
Because we're sick and tired of unfuckable men trying to force us back into the closet when we refuse to fuck them.
Because the're pathetic and we're not.
We're the real DoGE because it's really funny. And because it's really, really hot.
PS. Please be ready to donate some cash in case that asshole sues us. We're poor as fuck, yo.